| Christian: "Mao is from CHINA!!"
Rachel: "How do you tell when your Mazuage is ripe? Do you poke it? Does it bruise if it's overripe?" |
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| Christian: I think even you might have scruples about molesting Eeyore
Mike: Guess again. |
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| "you may now shave yourself" ~Rachel
"These potato bites sure are loaded" ~Luke
"I have tangled plants" ~Rachel
"If I'm thick I can block out the sun... I'm wet and wild" ~Rach
"Pumas live in me" ~R
"My balls are usually white" ~Mike
"I can always make things shorter, but not longer" ~R
"Rebecca Lobo played with me" ~Mike
"You might race in me" ~R
"My females are bigger than my males" ~R
"That's descended back there, you can't get to it" ~R
"Can I tell you how angler fish reproduce??" ~Luke
"I should definitely blow on things more often" ~R"
"You're a whor, get out" ~Mike, to Rachel's father
"I'll blow on you, too!" ~Rachel, to Mike
"She blows better for me" ~Christian, about Rachel
"I'm trying to get it all juicy" ~Luke
"Only one in there at once!!" ~R
"Let me blow it for you, Luke" ~R
"I refuse to cover my butt!" ~Christian
"Did you suck on me?" ~Mike, to Luke
and finally,
"But yours sounds so good... I don't want just any" ~Mike, to Christian
These have been a long time coming, but they're here! |
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| Tatiana: Mike, you shouldn't touch Christian, she has a boyfriend
Christian: That didn't stop him in the parking lot just now.... wait! I didn't mean... nevermind.
Mike: <buzzer noise>
Rachel: Was it Picasso that had a blue period?
Mike: Have you ever had a blue period?
Rachel: .... What?
Reinaldo: ummm.... Oh!!! AAHH!!
<Rachel and Christian spend 5 minutes trying to find a medical reason for such>
<Reinaldo cringes constantly>
Christian: What about smurfs? |
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| Rachel: Why am I pregnant?? |
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